of the world
(For one voice - version for two voices here)
there be light, he said.
Ah, but what sort of light?
That’s where I come in.
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Sound and lighting engineers by appointment to the Almighty.
Special rates for miracles and plagues.
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you’ll be familiar with some of our past productions.
We did story of Noah.
Floodlit, of course.
The Tower of Babel.
one of our most successful features.
An epic of biblical proportions according to the critics.
Not that there were many critics left afterwards.
And of course the Wanderings In The Desert.
Low budget soap opera, but it ran and ran.
Forty years lit by a single pillar of fire
and a seven-branched candelabra.
was all before privatisation.
Lighting’s a tough business these days.
Lots of competition.
It’s a jungle out there in the desert.
So many options, you see—
sunlight, moonlight, street light, neon light.
You’ve got to be in there
with this new-fangled electricity.
At least, that’s the current thinking.
this new script—
strangest of the lot.
Don't know how he conceived this one.
1. Shepherds watching.
Enter Gabriel, with backing vocals.
Need a good clear sky for that.
Quick burst of heavenly host, then blackout.
Music - Hallelujah Chorus?
No, Handel hasn’t been born yet,
it’ll have to be something by Cliff.
It was much simpler in Moses’ day.
No 747s over
anything flying at night had to be an angel.
2. Wise men searching.
Ought to have direct sunshine,
but these humans can’t look straight the sun.
We'll need the light of faith—
Soft starlight, with a single, moving follow-spot.
3. King Herod’s Palace.
Well, someone s taken his grumpy pills this morning!
Torches will do for him.
Lots of flickering flames—
Herod needs to get used to working in a hot place.
Then cue the dream sequence
and the magi leave unnoticed by a side exit.
4. A packed public house.
No problem getting atmosphere for this:
Jukebox playing Little Donkey.
TV in the corner showing rerun of David v Goliath championship fight.
Enter distressed couple, woman heavily pregnant.
Unable to get near bar.
Clearly they don’t drink Carling Black Label.
Artificial lights for this one.
People don't want to see too clearly
when they’re enjoying themselves.
And a big glowing EXIT sign:
This way for a stable relationship.
Scene. The Nativity.
Well there’s a challenge.
This must be God’s avant-garde period.
I should be grateful at least he doesn’t want us to fill the stage
with children and animals.
Why does he do this, just when it needs a big finale?
Not exactly prime time material—
a closing scene in a shed with one 40-watt light bulb
resting on a sleeping ass.
A show like this will get him crucified in the ratings.
I’ve put in for the contract to light the Book of Revelation.
That’s bound to be a showstopper.
there’s one last stage direction.
Enter the Light of the World.
That should be quite effective.
Yes, that ought to do the trick.
I wonder if St Michael has any vacancies in merchandising?
(Sir) Cliff Richard is a UK singer with a career of frightening longevity. Performers elsewhere may want to choose an equivalent local musical legend (in the US Elton John has been used).
St Michael is (was?) the Marks & Spencer retail brand name, famous in the UK but perhaps this line will not mean much in some other places. Suggestions for other angelic wordplays to use as the last line elsewhere are welcomed.
Typical performance time 3 minutes 15 seconds.
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