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A child is born

for one voice: version for five voices here

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Fear not,
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which shall be to you and all mankind

in this season of goodwill
which in keeping with our policy of inclusion
we do not connect explicitly
with any particular major world religion.

Do not be afraid.
A little apprehensive, maybe.
Curious—that works too.
Even mild interest would be welcome in some quarters.

For unto us a child is born.
So that we can be sure
this child will meet your personal needs and expectations for a Messiah
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Unto us a son is given.
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His name shall be
□ Wonderful Counsellor, Everlasting Father, the Mighty God, the Prince of Peace
□ Tarquin
□ Muhammed
□ Anything you like as he will be dead soon enough 

He will be born in
□  Bethlehem of Judaea, for you O Bethlehem are not least among the Princes of Judah
□  Queen Charlotte’s Hospital, Hammersmith
□  Bethlehem, West Bank
□  a refugee camp far from his family home 

His race and colour shall be
□ Jewish
□ White Caucasian
□ something you’d rather not sit next to on a plane
□ the colour of bloody genocide 

He will be born
□ of a virgin
□ to a couple with two incomes and a series of unsatisfactory Croatian au pair girls
□ with anger and little hope
□ with HIV  

You will find the babe
□ wrapped in swaddling clothes lying in a manger
□ in his nursery with teddy
□ in a house marked with bullet holes
□ in a shallow grave 

Wise men will
□ come from the East
□ sign him up early for a good prep school or start attending their local Anglican church
□ regard him as a potential terrorist
□ leave well alone as the region has no oil 

They will bring him gifts of
□ gold, frankincense and myrrh
□ privilege
□ bombs and rockets
□ debt, drought and disease  

And the government will be
□ on his shoulders
□ on his conscience
□ on his case
□ on vacation somewhere nice 

And he will
□ save his people from their sins
□ achieve the required grades for Oxbridge
□ seek asylum in someone else’s country
□ fight for his life 

And he shall
□ reign on the throne of his father David forever
□ enjoy a successful portfolio career 
□ die on a suicide mission
□ die through neglect  

Will you go now to Bethlehem to see this thing which is come to pass?
Which will you find:
□ A child in a manger?
□ A baby born to rule?
□ A refugee and exile?
□ A boy born to die too young? 

Which is the odd one out?  

Trick question.

Each is the Christ child
Immanuel, God with us
a refugee king
from a heavenly home. 
Born as a bastard
in occupied country,
born to be hated,
dying alone. 

Hope of his father,
fear of his mother,
driven to exile,
pursued to the end. 
Trained for his mission,
assisted to suicide,
trapped by expedience,
betrayed by a friend. 

Here is the Christ child
living among us,
God become man
with his power writ small. 
Child in the manger,
infant of Mary,
outcast and stranger,
Lord of all.
 


Written for the carol service at St John’s, West Ealing in 2004.  

A version scripted for five voices is here. When being performed the "multiple choice" section should be projected on a screen using Powerpoint or the equivalent, and it may be helpful to introduce each of the multiple choice answers with (a) (b) (c) and (d).

The last four lines (in italics) are from the carol "Child in the manger" by Mary McDonald (1789-1872).

Typical performance time: 3 minutes 40 seconds.