Mr Gallup reports
that truth is a matter of opinion
we took a poll
to find out what we should believe in.
(27 per cent)
has hit a low point,
but it'll be back.
(30 per cent)
is said to be quietly satisfied
but hopes to do worse next time.
In his opinion
it's better the Devil you don't know
as what you don't know can't hurt you, can it?
(57 per cent)
sure beats the hell out of
Hell (27 per cent),
a triumph of hope
(69 per cent)
despite the best efforts
of social work and education
is sorry to be still so obvious
and after all this time so unoriginal,
(76 per cent)
tops the poll
and wonders that so many still believe
yet never bother
to let him know
the results of an opinion poll in the